LOVE LETTERS TO BARNEY AND BARBIE

Speaking of townies, chowds and town hall meetings. What a circus we have had recently with these withering, slithering low-life reptiles doing their thing at these town halls. We are going to rip up Barney and Babs in this installment. We flipped a coin backstage and Barney goes first, after all, ladies first.

Hey Barney, don't you realize these are YOUR CHOWDS. These are the Bostonians and surrounding Taxachusettes who keep putting your arrogant arse into office. These are the Cape Codders and hoitey toiteys that you, as an alleged public servant, are supposed to listen to. You have two ears and one big mouth--that means you listen twice as much as you speak.

They talk, you shut up and listen to your voters. These are not plants, rabble rousers or inciters. These are angry, concerned and scared people who know exactly what devious acts you and your thugs are performing. Both behind their backs and under their noses.

If you could retract one hoof in mouth you said last night, this was priceless. "Don't trust the government......I'm not asking you to trust me." Or words to that effect. That was epic. That was historic. That will go down into the "all time stupid things, stupid politicians say, Hall of Shame." Your round boy bus(t) will be adorning the main entrance.

Memo to you, dysfunctional orator--You are supposed to be a servant of the people. That means you do exactly what we tell you to do. We pay your salary, rent on your cabana boy, pimp nest, and speaking of constructive pork--why don't you take some taxpayer dollars and fix that lipsync you have. It might make you at least bearable. We have the greatest medical technology in the world, Barney. Why don't you take advantage of it?

Yeah, this is a personal attack and slur on you, oh portly one. You started it by slurring your own chowds with your own slurred invectives. So, now its payback. And paybacks are a bitch, bitch. YOU are the one who blocked legislation, which would have torn open Freddie and Fannie and exposed the financial corruption and evil which these sub-prime mortgages have wreaked upon our current situation.

Oh, I forgot, you "assured" the folks that Fannie and Freddie were stable. You were Nostradamus. "don't trust me.....don't trust the government." How well we know, oh purple one, how well we know. And you want to give almost 8 bill out to Acorn with the repaid TARP money? What the hell are you smoking? These people are criminals. They should be in orange jumpsuits, not T's and you should join them.

ACORN will be a major player in the upcoming census? They are also mentioned prominently as being involved in administrative procedures of H.B. 3200--health care reform? That bill shall be dissected in future posts and you won't like it. Have to spare you more facials because your bretherens, Massa and Kennedy, have just been drafted to be goalies on my dart team.

Hey Massa---you have some stones telling your peeps that you are voting the way you want, not the way they tell you to. What an arrogant, pompous piece of carpet lint you are. And Theodore--you got this appointment law changed when Mitt was running the show. Now you want to reverse it because you have an allied, limp wrist running Mass.? How convenient. I don't think they did enough constructive work on that dome of yours.

Hey Ma'am, its your turn in the box, Boxer.

Dear Ma'am, Dear Barbie, Dear Babs

You were so right on when you scolded the general on TV for using the term, "ma'am," instead of "Senator." After all, in the military, "ma'am" is a term of respect when addressing a female of superior rank or position. You are just plain rank. The general was totally wrong. You are not a person of superior rank or position. You are a member of one of the world's most vile and corrupt organizations, the U.S. Senate, equaled only by the U.S. House of Representatives. You and your co-conspirators comprise a cesspool of liars, thieves, inside traders, traitors, drunks (one who killed a staffer, yet is still revered-let's get nuclear and find his replacement, post haste), criminals, and other low level swine who, as individuals (not all, but many), will do anything to enhance their lives, fortunes and power, all at the expense of the People of the United States and its Constitution, in order to be continually re-elected.

Many democrats even want American troops killed by releasing those waterboarding photographs. (Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Waterboarding, it all works for me, how about you, Babs?)


How many of you could honestly say, "We pledge our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor"? (no, I won't delete sacred to appease your mindless idolators) None? One? Two? Your reaction to the general shows several things. First is your abysmal ignorance of all things military. Your treatment of the general shows you to be an elitist of the worst kind. When the general entered the military, he wrote the government a blank check, offering his life to protect your ever-expanding, going south, derriere, now safely and comfortably ensconced in a 20 gurr leather chair, paid for by the general's taxes. Paid for by the bloodshed and lives of kids, who will never know what a cold beer is. You repaid his patriotism by humiliating him in front of millions.


Second is your puerile character, lack of sophistication, and arrogance, which borders on the hubristic. This display of brattish behavior shows you to be a virago, termagant, harridan, nag, scold and shrew, unfit for your position, regardless of the support of your soiled, tarnished, sullied, derided, defiled, deflowered, unwashed, and uneducated masses who have made California into the laughing stock of the nation.


What I am writing, Babs, are the same thoughts countless millions of Americans have toward Congress, but who lack the energy, ability, onions and sheer compositional aplomb to convey them.


Regardless of their thoughts, most realize politicians are pretty much the same, and will vote for the one who will stuff that cabbage roll with as much pork as they can, to further corrupt the process of government. Lord Acton (1834 - 1902) so aptly charged, "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." And Charles Colson (now rehabilitated) quipped, "when you got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."


Unbeknownst to you and your colleagues, Saul Awinsky had his way with all of you, and we are all the worse for it. Your minds of mush will be the ruination of this country.


Finally Ma'am, I too, have a title. It is "Right Wing Extremist and Tea Bagging Redneck." It is not of my choosing, but was bestowed upon me by your Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano and Mz. Garafolo.


And you were offended by "ma'am"? BTW--the only time you two parasites remove your feet out of your pieholes, are to change shoes.

Your adoring groupie, The Slumpbuster, Dick Withers


Add end-- Maybe its some frontal lobe dysfunction you and Barney have. Lack of motor skills, the neurons turn into morons, brain is never in gear before mouth flies into motion. Here's a thought for some positive pork---10 million of taxpayer dollars to hire the best neurologists and neurosurgeons to give all 536 of you complete CAT SCANS. Sane, normal people just cannot be this stupid, can they?


In any event, the little viddy ditty below could be the reason why "you is what you is." Little Ebonics there just to make you feel right at home. And remember, "its not pie r squared, its pie is square."